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The HappyRootz, as a product line features kratom & kava and other natural products. The company is protected by a 4-“man” elite squad commanded by Mister Splinter. With their headquarters nestled in Bangor, Maine, this ensemble frequently creates an orchestra of carnage together. The expert unit was formed behind enemy lines during the middle of the culture war. One thing is for certain, the HappyRootz will not be denied their justice. Cartoon scheduled for 2023.

The HappyRootz, as a product line features kratom & kava and other natural products. The company is protected by a 4-“man” elite squad commanded by Mister Splinter. With their headquarters nestled in Bangor, Maine, this ensemble frequently creates an orchestra of carnage together. The expert unit was formed behind enemy lines during the middle of the culture war. One thing is for certain, the HappyRootz will not be denied their justice. Cartoon scheduled for 2023.

DISCLAIMER

We sell all-natural products for research purposes only. We aren’t liable for your research, self-experimentation,  non-endorsed consumption or anything you choose to do with the products we sell to you. Product titles like “Doc Payne” is not meant to represent results. Our titles are used for your selection purposes, but they are trivial, each person will have a different experience when purchasing the same product. There are loosely based “ratings” on all kratom products, any ratings or names (ie: Enurgie: 7/10,  Relaxx: 9/10, etc.) given to products have no legal or anecdotal bounds to the unendorsed consumption of our products, and the ratings are not meant to represent any post consumption result. Any benefits expressed on user reviews is not a representation of our company, as we are protected under Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act (47 U.S.C. § 230). If you do not understand these disclaimers, then we are not the company for you. We simply curate pure product. You buy it and do what you want with it. 

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"When I found "No Wobble" Nano, it made everything easier. It's consistent and way more friendly if you take too much out of the bag. Even if and when you need to back it down, it will still show up. This product made it easier to not abuse my relationship with kratom. This isn't for the connoisseur who wants to lose all his money looking for the lost ark or for those looking to replace opiates. This is for people who lean on this leaf for quality of life and want to be responsible. Everything is tested by actual people, not just a 10g sample supposedly picked out of a 4000 kilo shipment. Let's get it straight, we are experimenting on ourselves daily, go with a company who is honest about the dark side of this leaf. Mess around and find out."​
Joseph John
"When I found "No Wobble" Nano, it made everything easier. It's consistent and way more friendly if you take too much out of the bag. Even if and when you need to back it down, it will still show up. This product made it easier to not abuse my relationship with kratom. This isn't for the connoisseur who wants to lose all his money looking for the lost ark or for those looking to replace opiates. This is for people who lean on this leaf for quality of life and want to be responsible. Everything is tested by actual people, not just a 10g sample supposedly picked out of a 4000 kilo shipment. Let's get it straight, we are experimenting on ourselves daily, go with a company who is honest about the dark side of this leaf. Mess around and find out."​
Joseph John
All-Purpose "No Wobble" Nano
$ 89
2.2 lbs kratom powder
Our biggest seller for new users & those seeking consistency.
Our main Jungle Location
Not a blend! We mixed all the mature leaves from the same tree(s) from our Jungle Location. Each tree has red, & greenish/white stem. Extended environmentally controlled curing until smooth with no reported wobbles. Take less out of the bag for Enurgie or take more out of the bag for Payne.

KRATOM GENERAL RULE

Take less out of the bag for Enurgie or take more out of the bag for Payne.

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

Mr. Enurgie
$ 45
1 lb kratom powder
Hand Picked By Professionals
Whole Tree of Mature Leaves
Easy Ordering
If you order more than one, you will be getting the same product unless you indicate otherwise on the order notes. You can get up to 5 different products of Mr. Enurgie. Current Mr. Enurgie Powders are: ME201, ME202, ME203, ME204, ME205. If specific products aren't noted (in order notes) we will provide our expert selection. If we run out of a requested strain, we will provide you with a substitution..
Ms. Relaxx
$ 45
1 lb kratom powder
Hand Picked By Professionals
Whole Tree of Mature Leaves
Easy Ordering
If you order more than one, you will be getting the same product unless you indicate otherwise on the order notes. You can get up to 5 different products of Ms. Relaxx. Current Ms. Relax Powders are: MR201, MR202, MR203, MR204, MR205. If specific products aren't noted (in order notes) we will provide our expert selection. If we run out of a requested strain, we will provide you with a substitution.
Doc Payne
$ 45
1 lb kratom powder
Hand Picked By Professionals
Whole Tree of Mature Leaves
Easy Ordering
If you order more than one, you will be getting the same product unless you indicate otherwise on the order notes. You can get up to 5 different products of Doc Payne. Current Doc Pain Powders are: DP201, DP202, DP203, DP204, DP205. If specific products aren't noted (in order notes) we will provide our expert selection. If we run out of a requested strain, we will provide you with a substitution.

Below you will find specialized blends too strong for some.

All-Purpose Nano 1x
$ 45
1 lb kratom powder
90% "No Wobble"
10% "Super" Green
100% Jungle Location
90% "No Wobble" kratom (Extended environmentally controlled curing) + 10% "Super" Green. Please read product description about this specific "Super Green's" strength.
All-Purpose Nano 2x
$ 45
1 lb kratom powder
75% "No Wobble"
25% "Super" Green
100% Jungle Location
75% "No Wobble" kratom (Extended environmentally controlled curing) + 25% "Super" Green. Please read product description about this specific "Super Green's" strength.
All-Purpose Nano 3x
$ 45
1 lb kratom powder
50% "No Wobble"
50% "Super" Green
100% Jungle Location
50% "No Wobble" kratom (Extended environmentally controlled curing) + 50% "Super" Green. Please read product description about this specific "Super Green's" strength.

It is important that you understand why no claims can be made about the products you order from HappyRootz/Re-leaf LLC and we cannot suggest the use of any product that will effect a cure or affect a symptom/ailment. None of the products or information available to the public are intended to be a treatment protocol for any disease state, but rather are offered to provide options to the consumer. None of the information is intended to be an enticement to purchase and may not be construed as medical advice or instruction.

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Kratom 101. Strains, Regions, Vein Colors & Placebo.

Two things influence the structural formation of any given kratom plant: genetics and environment. The plant’s genetic makeup, also called a genotype, acts as a blueprint for growth: it allows a spectrum of physical possibilities, but it is up to the environment to induce these characteristics. The physical expression of a genotype is referred to as a phenotype, which is simply defined as the [read more]

Dear censorship lovers,

Freedom is most important when it is being used to say something controversial. Ideas must break molds. You don’t need to agree with someone’s words, but defending the person’s right to say those words, is what matters the most. We will fight for your right to speak, even if you don’t agree with  us.

Sincerely,

Team HappyRootz

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