The HappyRootz Club
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Our product line features kratom & kava and other natural products. The company is protected by a 4-“man” elite squad named the HappyRootz. With their headquarters nestled in Bangor, Maine, this ensemble frequently creates an orchestra of carnage together. The expert unit was formed behind enemy lines during the middle of the culture war. One thing is for certain, the HappyRootz will not be denied their justice. First episode of cartoon scheduled for 2/20/2023.
Our product line features kratom & kava and other natural products. The company is protected by a 4-“man” elite squad named the HappyRootz. With their headquarters nestled in Bangor, Maine, this ensemble frequently creates an orchestra of carnage together. The expert unit was formed behind enemy lines during the middle of the culture war. One thing is for certain, the HappyRootz will not be denied their justice. First episode of cartoon scheduled for 2/20/2023.
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We sell all-natural products for research purposes only. We aren’t liable for your research, self-experimentation, non-endorsed consumption or anything you choose to do with the products we sell to you. Product titles like “Doc Payne” is not meant to represent results. Our titles are used for your selection purposes, but they are trivial, each person will have a different experience when purchasing the same product. There are loosely based “ratings” on all kratom products, any ratings or names (ie: Enurgie: 7/10, Relaxx: 9/10, etc.) given to products have no legal or anecdotal bounds to the unendorsed consumption of our products, and the ratings are not meant to represent any post consumption result. Any benefits expressed on user reviews is not a representation of our company, as we are protected under Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act (47 U.S.C. § 230). If you do not understand these disclaimers, then we are not the company for you. We simply curate pure product. You buy it and do what you want with it.
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Take less out of the bag for Enurgie or take more out of the bag for Payne.
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Kratom 101. Strains, Regions, Vein Colors & Placebo.
Two things influence the structural formation of any given kratom plant: genetics and environment. The plant’s genetic makeup, also called a genotype, acts as a blueprint for growth: it allows a spectrum of physical possibilities, but it is up to the environment to induce these characteristics. The physical expression of a genotype is referred to as a phenotype, which is simply defined as the [read more]
Dear censorship lovers,
Freedom is most important when it is being used to say something controversial. Ideas must break molds. You don’t need to agree with someone’s words, but defending the person’s right to say those words, is what matters the most. We will fight for your right to speak, even if you don’t agree with us.
Sincerely,
Team HappyRootz