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Kratom Ambassador

Brief info

Karen is a caffeine dependent life-form who has extraordinary powers. A woman of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by her mystery. "KK-47" was coined as her nickname because she gets people fired when she sprays that kammo. She got the Chic-Fila owner on Stillwater Avenue to fire 80% of the entire staff because she convinced all the married white women of the town to boycott the store. The issue KK-47 had was with diversity. She said there was "too many blacks, browns and yellows." and not enough "white people". The Franchisee caved in and fired all the black, brown and yellow employees. Karen convinced the regional director for the company that the only position for black people was to cook fried chicken because it's their culture and the yellow folks "need to be at the register to do the math". She explained to them, a Christian company shouldn't appropriate fried chicken by having the whites cook it.

Absolutely awkward when enraged, she becomes hyper-self righteous and becomes "boss-like" in every aspect. An almost magical like trance happens when she targets someone with her ragers.

While Karen is a warrior for her take on justice, Karen doubles as the brand ambassador for HappyRootz. She puts all her off time (from saving the world) into selling Kratom and representing Indonesia's finest. Karen is a controversial figure in the natural product industry, she is feared but not respected. But that fear brings her many perks. Nobody wants to be in front a Karen when she is pissed.

There is more to come from Karen. Updates coming soon. She stars in a new cartoon series which airs later this year.

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